Total Medals Earned: 39 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 735 Points
Medals Earned: 5/15 (130/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Escape the room in less than a minute
Escape the Room 5 times
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/25 points)
Made the final decision
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
not that impressive but good start ig...
Okay, that's kinda cool
woah.
Good job :-)
I love you.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)
Unlock half the category groups.
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 6/16 (30/90 points)
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"There's nobody here."
See your new pet fish!
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
He watches...
Uh oh!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Solve the first puzzle
Solve all the levels
Make friends with a bird
Medals Earned: 16/20 (370/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
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